Don’t I look cozy and inviting in the winter time with my pretty wood door and my cute dormer windows?
And check me out in the summer…with my crepe myrtle and my sassy rocking chair front porch.
And that tree in the front yard…she’s such a show off. But don’t you want to live here? I’m a great house. And the tree isn’t so snobby once you get to know her.

So…buy me. I’m totally for sale.